If you had a time machine to travel back to May 22, 2010, what would you do? Kick down Laszlo's door, smack the pizza out of his hands, and scream "Don't eat it!"? Huge mistake! Don't stop him. If you stop Laszlo, there is no first transaction, no value anchor for Bitcoin, and no trillion-dollar market for us to trade today. My master "heist" plan in 2010 goes like this: I'd open a pizza joint right across the street from his house. The moment he posts his plea on the Bitcointalk forum, I'd jump in and close the deal with an offer he couldn't refuse: "Delivering 2 pizzas straight to your bed for 10,000 BTC, plus a special cashback reward of +100 USDT for my first customer!" 🤣 I'd happily serve him that midnight snack and watch him devour the treasure of the future. Once done, I'd quietly clutch my wallet holding 10,000 BTC (and the pride of introducing stablecoins to a caveman) and hop back into my time machine to the present. I protect the sacred timeline, AND I save my own wrecked portfolio. Now that's what I call Web3 time-travel entrepreneurship! 🛸🍕📈 What's your master plan to bag those 10,000 BTC if you went back to 2010? 👇 $BTC #OKXPizzaDay @OKX星球 @OKX Orbit #DailyOrbit